megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

zayncangetsome:

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dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans 

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

leedskiss:

“niall i need to come inside”

“whats the password?”

*long heavy sigh*

“niall is the craic daddy wey hey”

@Harry_Styles: Verona. I love you. +

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